• Hello

    I'm the Coquette, or CQ for short. It's a pleasure to meet you.


“Who are you?”

Like I said, I’m the Coquette, but you can call me CQ if you like.

People wearing ties have called me “one of the internet’s most irreverent personalities with a reputation for scathingly intelligent pop culture commentary,” which is nice of them, but really, I’m just a former party girl who managed to turn being a smart ass into a regular gig.

“No, really. Who are you?”

No, really. I’m not telling. It doesn’t matter who I am anyway.

I have a whole other buttoned-up professional life where nobody knows about all this crazy shit I do on the side. For a while I even designed collections of handbags and jewelry. Still, first and foremost, I am a writer.

“Wait, so you’re an anonymous internet personality? What’s that about?”

I have no idea. I’ve been doing this shit for more than half a decade, and I honestly couldn’t tell you how any of it happened. None of it was planned. It was a joke that turned into a hobby that turned into a second career.

I started out blogging about my drug fueled Hollywood escapades, and I eventually found myself writing professionally. I love this shit. I really do.

Currently, I write culture, style, and advice columns for publications ranging from Nerve to Playboy, and my second book, “The Best of Dear Coquette,” is available in stores now.

If you wanna talk business, feel free to hit me up. Writers gotta write.


Selected Writings and Press

I still can’t believe people pay me for this.

My Books

Two so far. More to come. Enjoy!

The Best of Dear Coquette

Dear Coquette unleashes the brutal truth about life, love, dating, sex, and everything in between.

For nearly a decade, The Coquette has delivered wisdom with a harsh wit and devastating elegance to the hundreds of thousands of readers who know where to come for her practical, no-nonsense advice.

Here, for the first time between hard covers, is the very best of Dear Coquette.

Order it from Amazon or Barnes and Noble today!



Notes To My Future Husband

Call ‘em vows. Call ‘em expectations. Call ‘em whatever you’d like, but when it comes to her future husband, what single lady couldn’t fill a whole book?

Based on the wildly popular blog, Notes To My Future Husband is a smirking nod to all the tid-bits and minutia about the men in our lives that make us swoon and then roll our eyes.

Order it from Amazon or Barnes and Noble today!


My Collections

Classy-as-fuck handbags. Cooler-than-fuck jewelry.

Coquette Handbags

Coquette Jewelry












* My handbag and jewelry collections were limited runs and are no longer available in stores. Sorry, kids.

My Playlists

Good tunes for good times.

Contact Me

Talk some shit. Confess your sins. Make me an offer.

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* If you’d like to make an anonymous submission to my advice column, the best place for that is still over at Dear Coquette. Thanks!